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Skyrim's teaching your kids gay sex

Posted by PM-Seymour - November 25th, 2011


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Skyrim's teaching your kids gay sex


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Nothing but baseless conjecture and disambiguous assertions.
i could smell troll a mile away as soon as i saw the author.

christwire is actually a gagsite like Cracked.

I'm sorry VidGameDude, but
D - Dirty
O - Orifice
V - Violation
A - Always
H - Hurts
K - Keep
I - Injecting
I - It
N - Naiant
is not conjecture: that is what we called stone cold fact where I come from.

Fus my Ro Dah baby

I for one feel like wrapping my lips around some BBC after I play skyrim.

I love dem silly british people.

Oh you mean big black co-

Also i'm kind of disturbed that satire goes over so many peoples heads. I saw the little tweet box going on in the side bar on the site with like ten tweets saying "omfg stop spreading lies you jerkoff christians!" like seriously? lmao.. wow.

Oh, really?

See, I've been trying to find a way to teach my kids about gay sex, but nothing I try can hold their attention for very long.

I'LL SET THEM UP WITH SKYRIMJOB ACCOUNTS IMMEIDATELY

make me proud son.

I don't have a PS3 or Xbox, so I don't care in the slightest.